1000 LATEST HINDI SMS

1000 LATEST HINDI SMS

(1)

Mere khwabon mein aana aapka kasur tha
Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha
Aap aaye the zindagi mein pal do pal ke liye
Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha…

(2)

`
Tujhe Har Khushi Dedi, Labon Ki Hansi Dedi
Zulfon Ki Ghata Lehrayi, Paigham Wafa Ke Layi
Toone Achhi Preet Nibhayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(3)

`
Woh Chand Mere Ghar Aangan Ab To Aayega
Tere Soone Is Aanchal Ko Woh Bhar Jayega
Teri Kardi God Bharayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(4)

`
Khata Ho Gayi Mujhse, Kaha Kuch Nahin Tumse
Iqraar Jo Tum Kar Paate, To Door Kabhi Na Jaate
Koi Samjhe Na Peer Parayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…
`

(5)

Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum,
Dur fizaon me kahi kho jayenge hum.
Meri yaadon se lipat ke rone aaoge tum,
jab zameen ko odh ke so jayenge hum…

(6)

Kabhi ro ke muskuraye , kabhi muskura ke roye,
Jab bhi teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula ke roye,
ek tera hi to naam tha jise hazar bar likha,
Jitna likh ke khush hue us se jayada mita ke roye…
`

(7)

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
Yaad meri aye jab judai me,
Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me,
Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me…
`

(8)

Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,
Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaanthe the,
Thokar bhi lagi tho us pathar se,
Jise hum apna mante the…

(9)

`
Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko,
Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha.
Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein,
Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hotha?
`

(10)

Wo roye to bahut, par mujhse muh mod kar roye
Koi majburi hogi to dil tod kar roye
Mere samne kar diye mere tasveer ke tukde
Pata chala mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye…

(11)

Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,
Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,
apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…
`

(12)

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai….
`

(13)

Dard se khelna sikh gaye,
hum bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye
ham kya bataye hame zindagi ne
Kis kadar saqth bana diya,
k maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye!

(14)

`
Legayi sb kuch magar bus kafan rehne dia,
Yuhi meri zindgi ka akri rehnuma rehne dia,
Hum gaye they unko loutane k liye.
Wo kha k raham rehne diya………
`

(15)

Dhoka tum na dho ab yakeen hame nahi,
bewafi tho dekchuke ab wafa ka barosa nahi,
dosti samj b sako wo akal tumme nahi,
kr k mohabbt saza tum saho utna sabar tum me nahi,
hamari myyath pr tum Aao ye yakeen ab kisi ko nahi…

(16)

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

(17)

Wo deta hai dard bas hami ko?
Kya samjhe ga wo in ankhon ki nami ko?
Lakhon dewany hon jis ke?
Wo kya mehsos kare ga ik hamari kami ko…

(18)

Barson Guzar Gaye, Ro Kar Nai Dekha ..
Aankhon Mein Neend thi, So Kar Nai Dekha
Wo Kiya Jane Dard Mohabbat Ka …
Jis Ne Kisi Ka Ho Kar Nai Dekha …

(19)

Nigaho Me Or Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha,
Is Kinare Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha
Chand Jaisa Dost Mila Hume Zamin Par,
Aasma Ka Chand Bhi Ab Deedar K Kabil Nahi Raha….

(20)

Hanskar Woh Gamm Ki Saza Dete Hain,
Zeher Main Thoda Sa Pyar Mila Dete Hain,
Jab Bhi Naam Aata Hain Unke Diwano Ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha Dete Hain……!!!…

(21)

Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata Hai …

(22)

Ajnabi Duniya Me Akela Khwab Hu Mei!
Sawalo Se Ghira Ek Jawab Hu Mei!
Jo Na Samajh Sake Unke Lie Koun?
Jo Samajhe Unke Lie Ek Kitaab Hu Mei …

(23)

Us Dil Se Pyar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,
Per Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard Na Do Jo Tumhe Pyar Kare,
Kyuki Tum Duniya Ke Liye Koi Ek Ho,
Per Kisi Ek Ke Liye Sari Duniya Ho….

(24)

Dard Kitne Hain Bata Nahi Sakta
Zakhm Kitne Hain Dikha Nhai Sakta
Ankhon Se Samjh Sako To Samjh Lo
Ansoon Gire Hain Kitne Gina Nahi Sakta …

(25)

Kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya…

(26)

Kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya…

(27)

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

(28)

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
`

(29)

Yeh shaam itnee tanha kyon hoti hai…..
Aur kismat se apnee sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai…
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi….
Jinhe hum paa nahin sakte…
Usseise mohabbat kyon hoti hai….
`

(30)

Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga,
Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga…
Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,
Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????
`

(31)

Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye,
Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi,
Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.
Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye..
`

(32)

Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,
bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,
koi pooche ki rog kya tha,
to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

(33)

Log apna bana k chor detey hain,
Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain,
Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey,
Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….
`

(34)

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.
`

(35)

Aap ko pa ker ab khona nahi chahtay,
Itna khush ho k ab rona nahi chahtay,
Ye aalam hai hamara aap ki judai mein,
Aankho mein neend hai aur sona nahi chahtay..
`

(36)

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
`

(37)

Ae nadan dil rotay nahi hai,
Kuch apnay ho k bhi pas hotay nahi hai,
Zara say fasly per udasi kaisi?
Dil ma basny wale kabhi door hotay nahi hai..
`

(38)

Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,
ishq me Dil tut jata he,
Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,
jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,
Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai. . .
`

(39)

Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti
Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti
Kesi kashish hai teri
Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka h?ne nahi deti.
`

(40)

Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna,
Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna,
Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me,
Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!

(41)

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai…

(42)

Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,
Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,
Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,
Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega…
`

(43)

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.
`

(44)

Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai,
Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai,
Uske bina hoon udass main,
Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main…
`

(45)

Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein,
Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai.
Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm,
Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai…
`

(46)

Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai
Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai
Humein yaad karna to door…
Log apni khawahish ke liye
Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai…

(46)

Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge
Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge
Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko
Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?
`

(47)

Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.
`

(48)

Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai
har pal aapko mehsus karte hai
itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge
jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!
`

(49)

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

(50)`

Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne
Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne,
Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne,
Hum to sirf dost the,
AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

(51)

`
Ye aarzu nahi ke kisi ko bhulaye hum
Na tamanna ke kisi ko rulaye hum.
Par dua hai uss rab se,
jisko jitna yaad karte hain,
usko utna yaad aayein hum.

(52)

`
Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

(53)

Meri Khamoshi Bool Padi Mere Dil Ki ZubanHokar
Bataye Aasoun Ne Mere Aankh Se RawanaHokar

Sunaya Naa Dil Ka Haal Zuban Se Zamane Ke Darr Se
Sunaya Ab Apna Haal-E-Dil Hum Bezuban Hokar

Chupa Lete Hain Hum Apni Aah Ko Apne Hi Seene Mein
Magar Darti Hoon Phat Jaye Ye Aatish Fishan Hokar

Taluq Toot Gaye Subse….Unse Milte Lekin…..
Ke Ab Tho Reh Gaye Hum Sabse Naa Aashna Hokar

To Ab Badhega Humari Qismat Ka Tara Bhi
Kabhi Chamkegi Qismat Bhi Humari Kehkashan Hokar

Mangte Rehenge Milne Ki Dua Tumhari Rubb Se
Kabhi Rehmat Woh Farmayega Humpe Meherbaan Ho Ke

Thanks Best Regards
Written By
Mrs Rubina Yasmeen

(54)

Tumko to bhul jayenge magar
tumhari yaadein kaise bhulayenge

jab bhi hogi pehli baarish
tumko samne payenge
woh bundo se bhara chehra
tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge

bahegi jab bhi sard hawaein
hum khud ko tanha payenge
ehsaas tumhare saath ka
hum kaise mehsoos kar payenge

is daudti hui zindagi mein
to hum bilkul hi ruk hi jayenge
thaam lo hume thamne se pehle
hum kaise yun ji payenge

le dubega ye dard humein
aur hum jeete ji mar jayenge…

(55)

Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,
Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,
Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,
Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo.

(56)

`
Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte,
Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte,
Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain,
Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte

(57)

`
Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,
Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,
Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.
`

(58)

Re: Senti shayari & sms Collection
Hua jo gam tumhein, dard kahi aur hoga,
Hanso jo tum, khush koi aur hoga,
Socho to zara us anjaan ke bare mein,
Vo anjaan mere sivaa aur kaun hoga ?

(59)

`
Koi subah aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Hamein to us subah ka intezaar hai,
Jo aaye tumhein saath lekar

(60)

`
Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,
Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,
Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,
Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.

(61)

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

(62)

`
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

(63)

`
Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

(64)

`
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,
Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

(65)

`
Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata,
hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne ,
Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nhi jata……,

(66)

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

(67)

`
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

(68)

`
Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

`
(69)

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

(70)

`
Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

(71)

Duniya khatam hoti nahi mamuli toofano se,
Isse to qayamat chahiye.
Mehsoos nahi hota hai mujhe apna gum,
Hume to zamane ka dard chahiye.

(72)

Ham janate hen aap hame bhool jayenge ,
dil me apne , bhuli hui yaadon ki tarah rakh.
nafrat jo , aapko he hamse buri taraha ,
seene me apne jakhm jagane ke liye rakh
yaad aayegi hamari , kabhi bhi na aapko,
yadon ke samandar me dubane ke liye rakh
tu rakh to sahi kisi tarha , apne paas
paas nahi to door bhagane ke liye rakh…

(73)

Log ishq mein jaan dene ki baat karte hain,
Magar deta koi nahi.
Hum to hatheli per jaan liye ghoomte hain,
Kambakht koi maangta hi nahi.

(74)

Jab bhi aayi teri yaad, jaanam sham ke baad,
kuch sanjida haalat hui, meri sham ke baad….

yun to har lamha teri yaad ka bozal gujra,
dil ko mehsoos hui teri kami, shaam ke baad…..

yun to kuch sham se pahele bhi thi yaadein teri,
ab to kuch aur badi dil ki lagi sham ke baad….

seene mein teri yaad ka, tufaan ubhar aaya hai
teri yaad mein tadap raha hoon, ye kaisa tufaan ubhar aaya hai…..

meri tadap ka soch kar, kuch aur soch na payegi tu
meri mohabbat mein saj kar, kuch aur kar na payegi tu…..

dil se niklein hain ye labz-e-azeez, teri mohabbat mein
sanwaar lena ihein dil mein, ye labz-e-azeez teri mohabbat ke….!!

(75)

Jahan mein pyar naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti,
Log apna dil behlane ke liye kisi ke saath khelte hain,
Phir jee bhar jaane par unhe chod ke chale jaate hain,
Itna hi nahi chodne ke alag alag bahane bhi banate hain..
Galati se bhi is pyar ke chakkar mein mat padna,
Apne doston ko bhi bachana is beemari se .

(76)

Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,
kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,
do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,
uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

(77)

dur rah kar bhi jo karen dawa paas hone ka
jala kar armaan bhi unke ho na sake
kyon kare pyar ko rusva, kyon aap pyar ke bhul kare

na karo pyar ka ikraar yahan, na bahao en aansoo-on ko yahan
yahan aanso-on ka mol nahi, bin baat bhi beh jaate hain ke inka koi dosh nahi..

khayalon ke duniya se niklo, ki inka koi wajood nahi
rehte hain ye dil mei ki, teil per paani ke boond hain ye,

dhoondhli hai ye tasveer, esey dhoondhli he rahne do
nahi hogi kabhi positive esey negative he rahne do

(78)

Hi people of this group, ek chhota sa shaer is naacheez ka ! ummeed
hai aap logon ko pasand aayegaa !

Teri aanknhon mein aansun nahee dekh saktaa,
ke mujhe khud se nafrat ho jaati hai !

In ashkon se kaho ke thaher jaaye,
Meree jeene ki chaah mujhe chhode jaati hai !

(79)

Ansoo to ek bahana hai , dard ko dikhane ka,
jindagi to ek fasana hai, khud ko samjane ka,
khusi to ek tarana hai, har pal ko gane ka,
hoth to ek khajana hai, harwaqt muskurane ka,
jindagi ho gai hai las, na kasoor hai jamane ka….

list can be increased…;)

(80)

1. Dard se khelna sikh gaye,
hum bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye
ham kya bataye hame zindagi ne
Kis kadar saqth bana diya,
k maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye!

(81)

2. Legayi sb kuch magar bus kafan rehne dia,
Yuhi meri zindgi ka akri rehnuma rehne dia,
Hum gaye they unko loutane k liye.
Wo kha k raham rehne diya………

(82)

3. Dhoka tum na dho ab yakeen hame nahi,
bewafi tho dekchuke ab wafa ka barosa nahi,
dosti samj b sako wo akal tumme nahi,
kr k mohabbt saza tum saho utna sabar tum me nahi,
hamari myyath pr tum Aao ye yakeen ab kisi ko nahi.

(83)

4. Meri mohabbat hai wo koyi mamuli ladki nahi,
Koyi use chede ye muje bardash nahi,
Cheer dhenge hum use agar
Wo kehdhe kisi ka naam ek bar,
Ye ek AshiQ ka wada hai koyi jhooti kasam nahi.

(84)

5. Kafan me lapti meri laash hai,
naye gar se bus chalis kadam dur hai,
intezar tho bus unka hai,
sun k kabr meri jo behosh hai,
un k ansu muje wazan hone lage,
kandha dene wale b ab thakne lage,
utaya jo meri dole ko tho uta na sake,
dek k log sabi pareshan ho chuke,
sirf unki ek muskuraht ki zarurath thi,
alvidha sun le hum bus ye ek aakri hasrath thi.

(85)

6. “Apki Ankho Me Ansuo Ki Jagah Na Ho.
Mere Pass apko Bhulane Ki Vajah Na Ho.
Agar Bhul Jaun Kisi Tarah Se apko.
To Khuda Kare Meri Zindgi Me Agli Subah Na ho.

(86)

7. Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega..
Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega.
Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna..
Warna hamari Qabar pr chadar kaun chadayega…

(87)

Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai,
Rahi zindagi to fir aaker milenge..
Ager mergaye to duwa karte rehna,
Aansun bahane ki koshish na karna..

(88)

A duniya badi bewafa hai samajhna,
Kahin dil lagane ki koshish na karna.
Mere doston zindagi ek safer hai samajhna,
Kahin thaher jane ki koshish na karna.

(89)

Danishon ki duniya hai sari,
Alfazon ka mydan hai sara.
Zer aur zaber ko pehechan na pao,
To mydan me aane ki koshish na karna.

(90)

Kashti ummidon ki ger sahil na paye,
To khud dub jane ki koshish na karna.
Kadam pe andhera karegi ye duniya,
Kahin dil jalane ki koshish na karma.

(91)

Kabhi ro ke muskuraye , kabhi muskura ke roye,
Jab bhi teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula ke roye,
ek tera hi to naam tha jise hazar bar likha,
Jitna likh ke khush hue us se jayada mita ke roye.

(92)

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
Yaad meri aye jab judai me,
Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me,
Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me.

(93)

Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,
Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaanthe the,
Thokar bhi lagi tho us pathar se,
Jise hum apna mante the.

(94)

Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko,
Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha.
Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein,
Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hotha?

(95)

Wo roye to bahut, par mujhse muh mod kar roye
Koi majburi hogi to dil tod kar roye
Mere samne kar diye mere tasveer ke tukde
Pata chala mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye

(96)

Mere khwabon mein aana aapka kasur tha
Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha
Aap aaye the zindagi mein pal do pal ke liye
Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha

(97)

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Thanks With Best Regards.
Presented by IMRAN KHAN

Rabba Mere Ishq Kisiko Aise Na Tadpaye
Dil Ki Baat Rahe Is Dil Mein Hothon Tak Na Aaye

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi
Kisise Ab Kya Kehna
Dil Roya Ki Ankh Bhar Aayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(98)

Tujhe Har Khushi Dedi, Labon Ki Hansi Dedi
Zulfon Ki Ghata Lehrayi, Paigham Wafa Ke Layi
Toone Achhi Preet Nibhayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(99)

Woh Chand Mere Ghar Aangan Ab To Aayega
Tere Soone Is Aanchal Ko Woh Bhar Jayega
Teri Kardi God Bharayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(100)

Khata Ho Gayi Mujhse, Kaha Kuch Nahin Tumse
Iqraar Jo Tum Kar Paate, To Door Kabhi Na Jaate
Koi Samjhe Na Peer Parayi
Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna…

(101)

1.Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum,
Dur fizaon me kahi kho jayenge hum.
Meri yaadon se lipat ke rone aaoge tum,
jab zameen ko odh ke so jayenge hum…

(102)

2.Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,
bhul jana mera khyal na karna,
hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,
pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…

(103)

3.Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
phulon ko baharon ki kami nahi hoti,
fir kyu hume yad karoge Aap,
Aap toh Aasman Ho aur
Asman Ko Sitaron ki kami Nahi Hoti.

(104)

4. Mana k kal hum akele reh gaye,
judai k aansu ankho se beh gaye,
rothe hue ko koun chup karayega,
jo chup karathe the wo hi aaj chup hogaye.!

(105)

5.Tamannao me Uljhaya Gaya hoon,
khilone de k behlaya gaya hoon,
Kafan me kyun na Jaun muh chupa k,
Bhari mehfil me Utaya Gaya hoon…

(106)

6. Aaj kareeb se guzar kr gayi hai,
Andaaz be nam kr gayi hai,
Maiyat pe meri ruk kr anjaan ban gayi hai,
poochthi hai logo se
ye kis ki maiyat sajayi gayi hai,

(107)

7.Rulane wale akhir hume rula denge,
zehar de k gehri neend sula denge,
fir b koi gam na hoga hume,
dard tho tab hoga jab app hame
sath chor ne ko kehenge…

(108)

8. Mouth k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
Aye Khudha do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
Meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi…

(109)

9.Nakaam mohabat ka bhi afsaana hoga,
sache pyar ka b harzana hoga,
apne aankho se dekh lena Zalim,
teri “DOLI” se khubsurat mera “JANAZA” hoga….

(110)

10. Me duba tho kinare pe khadi thi dunia,
Hasne walo me mera mukadar b shamil tha,
Ro raha tho jo Janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh dhoo k wahi mera katil tha!

(111)

11. Wo ayenge gar pr mere,
sun k mout ki kabr meri,
yaro zara kafan hata dena,
kamaskam deedar tho hoga myyat ko meri.
Dek k agar wo ro dhe tho utha dena,
agar kamosh rahe tho chera chupa dena,
humse agar wo krti hai mohabbt tho izhar wo karegi,
agar na kare izar tho beshrm ko dak k mar k hakaal dena..

(112)

Kabhi khushi se khushi ki taraf nahi drkha
wo mera hai par usne meri taraf nahi dekha
Zindagi se mila to hoon magar kuch is tarah
Mane uski usne meri taraf nahi dekha
Usko dekha tha ik baar badi sanjeedgi se
Us se behtar koi doosra nahi dekha
Wo mera ishq hai yaa ibaadat hai meri
Us se jyaada to khuda ki taraf nahi dekha…

(113)

Dil to jale per dhuaan uthe na..
Mann to roye per aankh bhare na…
Pal Pal jinpe mitay rahe hum..
unhe humara dard dikhe na.

(114)

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

(115)

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

(116)

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

(117)

3.Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

(118)

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

(119)

Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

(121)

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

(122)

Koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

(123)

Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

(124)

Dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

(125)

Dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

(126)

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota hai,
Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota hai
Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur hai
Kasoor apna tha Esliya dil majboor hota hai.

(127)

Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gham nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle anchal tumhara ho.

(128)

Tanhaai me jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,
Kya kahen jism se jaan chali jaati hai,
Yun to unki berukhi yaad hai humein,
Per aankhe band kare to surat unki nazar aati hai.

(129)

Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai,
Mere dil me teri jagah kuch khas hai,
Tum nahi ho yahan mujhe malum hai,
Par dil kahta hai ki tu dil ke paas hai.

(130)

Mere chehre se utha do kafan,
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.
Meri laash abhi mat jalana,
Mujhe umeed hai unke aane ki.
Baba Shan

(131)

“PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
DIL ME HAI JO WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
TANHA TOH CHAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH
MAGAR CHAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTI ”

(132)

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

(133)

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

(134)

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

(135)

Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

(136)

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

(137)

pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

(138)

sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

(139)

koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

(140)

raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

(141)

dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

(142)

dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

(143)

Kisi bhi mushkil mod per
Hum na kahenge AAPKO….”C U”….
Rahenge sath hamesha ME & U…..
Kal hum na rahe DUNIYA me to
Rakh kar fool meri kabar pe
KAHNA STUPID “I MISS U“

(144)

Dost tera bahut sahara hai
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai
Log marte hai maut aane par
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai…

(145)

Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka…

(146)

Dost dil todna hamari aadat nahi
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri dosti par
Dil mein basakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi…
`
(147)

Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Gujar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Aansu Hain Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Me Nzar Aynge…
`
(148)

Asman ko nind aya to sulao kahan
Dharti to maut aye to dafanau kahan
sagar main lehar uthe to chupau kahan
Aap jaise dost ki yad aye to jau kahan!
`
(149)

Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye…

(150)

Dosti ka haq hum yun ada karte hain,
aap ke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,
aap ko phool ka zakhm bhi na anay paye,
khuda se hum yahi dua karte hain!!!!
`
(151)

Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye…
`
(152)

Har kadam per imtehaan leti hain zindigi,
Har waqt naye sadme deti hain zindigi,
Per zindigi se shikwa kaise kare hum???
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hain zindigi…
`
(153)

Tum se na mile, koi gam nahi,
bas baat kare yeh milne se kam nahi,
Dosti mein dhokha de woh hum nahi,
aur humari dosti “Rang De Basanti” Se kam nahi…
`
(154)

Yeh dunia ajib si lagti hain,
apni baat hue muddat si lagti hain,
jab sochte hain zindigi k baare mein ,
tumhari dosti jarrorat si lagti hain…

(155)

Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain,
magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k……….
aap jaise
dost ban jaate hain…
`
(156)

Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki …..

(157)

Log kehtay hain ke dosti itni na karo
ke woh dil pe sawar ho jaye..
Hum kehtay hain ke dosti itni karo
ke dushman ko bhi pyaar ho jaye..
`
(158)

Kash sach yeh mera sapna ho jaye,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost apna ho jaye,
Khuda hamari dosti sada salamat rakhe,
Varna lafz-e-dosti hi fanaa ho jaye.
`
(159)

Chand ne rabse chandni mangi,
Suraj ne rabse roshni mangi,
Rab ne poocha hamari chahat,
Humne sirf apki dosti mangi…

(160)

Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajaenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon mein nazar aenge,
hum koi waqt nahi jo bhool jaenge,
jab yaad karo a jaenge…

(161)

Teri dosty mein kuch aisi baat hai….
Har waqt tere yaad mere saath hai….
Dil chahta hai ki tujhe tujhse hi churalu
Par…
Mummy kehti hai chori karna buri baat hai..!!

(162)

Friendship is not about “I am sorry”, it is about “Kaminey, sab teri galti hai”..
It is not about “I am here for you”, it is about “Kahan hai saale”..
It is not about “I understand”, it is about “Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos”..
Happy Friendship Day 2011!!

(163)

Chand se jab mulakat hoti hai,
apke baare me unse kuch baat hoti hai,
wo kahte hai mere pass KhubSurat Sitare hai,
hum kahte hai unse bhi KhubSurat Dost humare hai….
`
(164)

Zindgi nahi hume Doston se Pyari,
Dosto pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankho me hamari aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi Pyari hai Muskaan tumhari…!!

(165)

Rishto ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dost ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki or hoti hai…

(166)

Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
darde Dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ye Pyara sa rishta sirf aapse hai,
warna itna yaad hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte…

(167)

apke pass Dosto ka khazana hai,
par ye Dost aapka purana hai,
is Dost ko bhula na dena kabhi,
kyu ki ye Dost aapki Dosti ka Deewana hai…

(168)

Dil me kuch bacha nahi dard k siwa,
aankho me aata nahi koi aansu k siva,
Dost tu mat saath chhodna mera,
zindagi me kuch bacha nahi teri Dosti k siwa…

(169)

Ae barish jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake…

(170)

Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Duur Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki.

(171)

Koi itna chahe to batana,
koi itne naaz tumhare uthae to batana,
Dosti to har koi kar lega tum se,
koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana…

(172)

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge….
Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge…..!

(173)

Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
badi Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!

(174)

Har karz Dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to Dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere Dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun…

(175)

Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa Dost koi nahi…

(176)

Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari Dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi…

(177)

Teri Dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya
meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya
karzdar hu mein khuda ka…
jisne mujhe aap jaise Dost se mila diya…

(178)

Dosti to sirf ittifaq hai
yeh to Dillon ki mulaqat hai
Dosti nahi dekhti ye din hai ki raat hai
isme to sirf wafadari or jazbaat hai!

(179)

Mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti,
Mohabbat se bhi zindgi kam nahi hoti,
Saath zindagi main Dosti ka ho agar,
To Zindagi ‘Jannat’ se kam nahi hoti…

(180)

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota
Har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahi hota
Milte hai bahot log is tanha jindagi mein
Par koi DOST tumsa pyara nahi hota!

(181)

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho Dosti me,
Aap jaise Dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata…

(182)

Rishto ki kitab ka cover hai Dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari Hasti,
Khoon K rishto ki baat aap karte hai,
Hamare liye to Zindagi hai Aap Ki Dosti..

(183)

Vaise to kai Dost hai hamare,
jaise asmaan me kai tare
par aap Dosti K aasman K woh chand hai
jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare…

(184)

Do Dost The!
Achhe Dost The!
Bahut Achhe Dost The!
Kafi Jayda Achhe Dost The!
To Hone De
Apne Se Achhe Thodi Na Hain …

(185)

Na Sathi Hai Koi
Na Hum Safer Hai Koi
Na Ham Kisi K Hein Na Hamara Hai Koi
Per Aap Se Mil Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ke Dost
Hamara Bhi Hai Koi…

(186)

Ishq Aur Dosti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwan Hai
Ishq Meri Rooh Aur Dosti Mera Eman Hai
Ishq Pe Kardo Fida Mai Apni Sari Zindagi
Magar Dosti Par Mera
Ishq B Qurban Hai…

(187)

Sweet Sa Weather Dhek Kar
Apni Sweet Si Friend Ki
Sweet Si Yad Ayi Tu Socha
K Sweet Sa Sms Kr Doon
Takey Hmari Sweet Si Friendship Mai
Thori Sweetness Aur Barh Jaye…

(188)

Jo Pal Pal Chalti Rahe Wo Hai Zindagi
Jo Har Pal Jalti Rahe Wo Hai Roshni
Jo Pal Pal Khilti Rahe Wo Hai Mohabbat
Jo Kisi Bhi Pal Sath Na Chore Wo Hai
DOSTI…

(189)

Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log
Mar Kar Sitary Ban Jatey Hain
Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey Sitary
Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein…

(190)

Ye Dosti Meri Nhi Hamari Ha
Tbhi To Sab Rishto Se Pyari Ha
Zarori Nhi Dosto Ka Roz Milna
Tbhi To Sms Ka Silsila Jari Hay…

(191)

Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar
Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge…
Magar Iss Dil Ne Mehsus Kiya Hai…
Milte Rahenge To Zinda Rahenge!!…

(192)

Yon To Hum B Bharosa Kiya Nahi Karte.
Choclate Kya Toffee B Diya Nahi Karte.
Ye Baat Aap Se Hai Warna.
Msg Kya Hum Kisi Ko
Miss Call B Diya Nahi Krtay……

(193)

DOSTI Or Pyar Nadi Pe Ghoomne Gae,
Pyar Nadi Mein Gir Gaya Q?
Q K Pyar Andha Hota Hai
Us K Peeche Dosti B Gir Gai Q.?
Q K Dosti Kabhi Saath Nahi Chorti…!…

(194)

Aik Rupia Aik Lakh Nahi Hota
Magar Phir B Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye
To Wo Lakh Nahi Rehta
Hum Aap K Lakhon Doston Mein Bus
Wohi Aik Rupia Hain..!…

(195)

Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Mägär Ye Kämbäkht Dosti Hamain Yäad Ää Gäi…

(196)

Sacha Dost Wo Hai Jo
Apki Aankhon Mian Us Waqt
Dard Dekh Leta Hai
Jab Duniya Kah Rahi Ho Yaar
Tum Muskurate
Bohat Ho!!…

(197)

1. Dosti Karne Se Phele Surat Ko Nhi Serat Ko Dekho,
2. Acha Dost Wo Ha Jo Tumhe Khush Dekh K Kush Ho,
3. Asal Dost Wo Hota Hai Jisay Door Reh K Bmohabat Ho,
4. Dost Ki Qadar Karo Q K Dosti Bohut Azeem Rishta Hai,
5. Dost Ko Nasihat Akele Me Karo Or Us Ki Tareef Mehfil Me….

(198)

Hoti Nahi DOSTI Surat Se
DOSTI To Dil Se Hoti Hai
Surat Unki Khud Hi Pyari Lagti Hai
Kadar Jinke DIL ME Hoti Hai.:-)…

(199)

Dosti Mohabbat Hai Nafrat Nahi
Dosti Iqrar Hai Takrar Nahi
Dosti Haqiqat Hai Khayal Nahi
Har Koi Dosti Ko Samjh Nahi Sakta
Kyon Ke Dosti Ehsas Hai Andaz Nahi…

(200)

Dosti Mai Kahte Hai Dost
Dost Ka Khuda Hota Hai
Isse Sach Mankar Jiya Nahi Jata.
Duniya Kai Khuda Se Ab Sikayat Karai Bhi Tou Kya
Uskai Faisle Se Ak Dost Ka Khuda
Dost Se Juda Hota Hai.
Allah Humai Humara Dost Lota Do….

(201)

Kuch Meethe Pal Yaad Ate Hain
Palkon Par Anso Chor Jate Hain
Kal Koi Aur Mila To Humain Na Bhulana
Kyunke
Dosti Ke Rishte Zindagi Bhar Kaam Ate Hain…

(202)

Dost 1 Sahil Hai Tufan K Liye
Dost 1 Ayina Hay Armano Liye
Dost 1 Mahfil Hai Anjano K Liye
Dost 1 Kwahish Hai…
Aap Jaise Dost Paane K Liye…

(203)

Frnd Wo Jo Bin Bulaye Aa Jaye
Bila Waja Sar Kaye
Aap Aik Bolo Wo 10 Sunaye
Kabhi Sayaye
Kabhi Rulaye
Magar Hamesha Sath Nibahye…!…

(204)

Dosti 1 Aisa Poda Hai
Jis Main
Such Ke Miti Ehsas Ka Pani
Insaniyat Ke Hava
Or Aitbar Ki Dhop Us Pode Ko
Ek Mazboot Darakht Bana Daita Hai…

(205)

Itnay Achay Mosam Mein
Roothna Nahi Acha
Haar,Jeet Ki Baatein
Kal Pe Hum Uthaa Rakhain
Aur!
Aaj Dosti Kar Lain..!!…

(206)

Dost Aksar Yunhi Ban Jate Hain
Kuch Saath Rehte Hain
Kuch Bichhur Jate Hain
Kuch Yaad Rakhte Hain
Kuch Bhool Jate Hain
Ab Hum Aapko Dekhte Hain
Aap Kahan Tak Saath Nibhate Hain…

(207)

Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar
Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge…
Magar Iss Dil Ne Mehsus Kiya Hai…
Milte Rahenge To Zinda Rahenge!!…

(208)

Do Dost The!
Achhe Dost The!
Bahut Achhe Dost The!
Kafi Jayda Achhe Dost The!
To Hone De
Apne Se Achhe Thodi Na Hain …

(209)

Kabhi Ruthkar
Kabhi Mana Kar
Kabhi Hansa Kar
Kabhi Rula Kar
Par Jo Bhi Ho
Aapki Dosti Ne Sikhaya Hai Humko
Har Pal Jeena
MUSKURA KAR…

(210)

Dost Aksar Yunhi Ban Jate Hain
Kuch Saath Rehte Hain
Kuch Bichhur Jate Hain
Kuch Yaad Rakhte Hain
Kuch Bhool Jate Hain
Ab Hum Aapko Dekhte Hain
Aap Kahan Tak Saath Nibhate Hain…

(211)

Chand Ki Dosti:
Raat Se Subah Tak.
Suraj Ki Dosti:
Subah Se Shaam Tak.
Par Hamari Dosti:
Pehli
Mulaqaat Sye
Aakhri
Saans
Tak…
Inshaallah…

(212)

Aik Dost Dusre Se:
Yaar Musibat K Wakt Gadhay Ko Bhi
Baap Banana Parta Hai…
Dusra Dost:
Yaar Bari Himmat Hai Jo Teri Ammi
Maan Bhi Jati Hain:-)…

(213)

Yon To Hum B Bharosa Kiya Nahi Karte.
Choclate Kya Toffee B Diya Nahi Karte.
Ye Baat Aap Se Hai Warna.
Msg Kya Hum Kisi Ko
Miss Call B Diya Nahi Krtay……

(214)

Pyari Bat Ek Sachy Dost K Liye
Agar Main Mar Jaon Tu,
Meri Mayyat K Qareeb Mat Aana ..
Q K Us Waqt Mery Haath Tmhary
Aansoo Pochnay K Liye Nai Uthy Gy….

(215)

DOSTI Or Pyar Nadi Pe Ghoomne Gae,
Pyar Nadi Mein Gir Gaya Q?
Q K Pyar Andha Hota Hai
Us K Peeche Dosti B Gir Gai Q.?
Q K Dosti Kabhi Saath Nahi Chorti…!…

(216)

Duniya Mein Keval Saat Cheez Famous Hai
1. Apun
2. Apun Ka Face
3. Apun Ka Aawaj
4. Apun Ka Walk
5. Apun Ka Smile
6. Apun Ka Style
7. Apun..Bole To Tum..Apun Ka Dost…

(217)

Dosti…
Sabd Nahi Jo Kaha Jae
Ruh Nahi Jo Mukam Pae
Ye Vo Ehsaas Hai
Jiske Liye Jiya Jae
To Zindgi Kam Pad Jae…

(218)

Hoti Nahi DOSTI Surat Se
DOSTI To Dil Se Hoti Hai
Surat Unki Khud Hi Pyari Lagti Hai
Kadar Jinke DIL ME Hoti Hai.:-)…

(219)

Dosti Ki Wajah Nahin Hoti
Dosti Saza Nahin Hoti
Dosti Me Hoti He Imandari
Dosti Me Duniadari Nahi Hoti
Dost Jaan Se Pyara Hota He
Dost Se Jaan Pyari Nahin Hoti…

(220)

Dosti Mohabbat Hai Nafrat Nahi
Dosti Iqrar Hai Takrar Nahi
Dosti Haqiqat Hai Khayal Nahi
Har Koi Dosti Ko Samjh Nahi Sakta
Kyon Ke Dosti Ehsas Hai Andaz Nahi…

(221)

Friendship Is A Deal
You Happy
I Happy,
You Sad
I Sad,
You Laugh
I Laugh,
You Jump Out From The Window
I Look Down And Say
Jahan Raho Khush Raho:-)…

(222)

Dosti Mai Kahte Hai Dost
Dost Ka Khuda Hota Hai
Isse Sach Mankar Jiya Nahi Jata.
Duniya Kai Khuda Se Ab Sikayat Karai Bhi Tou Kya
Uskai Faisle Se Ak Dost Ka Khuda
Dost Se Juda Hota Hai.
Allah Humai Humara Dost Lota Do….

(223)

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega
2.SMS Muskura K Padhega
3.Neeche Mat Padhna
Jo Kam Mana Karo Woh Jarur Krenga…

(224)

Dosti Is Sumthing That No 1 Can Hate
Dosti Is A Passion V Find In Our Mate
Dosti Can Happen Anytime Early Or Late
Dosti Is A Medicine Without Expiry Date…

(225)

Friend Wo Jo Bin Bulaye Aa Jaye
Bila Waja Sar Kaye
Aap Aik Bolo Wo 10 Sunaye
Kabhi Sayaye
Kabhi Rulaye
Magar Hamesha Sath Nibahye…!…

(226)

Kuch Meethe Pal Yaad Ate Hain
Palkon Par Anso Chor Jate Hain
Kal Koi Aur Mila To Humain Na Bhulana
Kyunke
Dosti Ke Rishte Zindagi Bhar Kaam Ate Hain…

(227)

Dost 1 Sahil Hai Tufan K Liye
Dost 1 Ayina Hay Armano Liye
Dost 1 Mahfil Hai Anjano K Liye
Dost 1 Kwahish Hai…
Aap Jaise Dost Paane K Liye…

(228)

Sweet Sa Weather Dhek Kar
Apni Sweet Si Friend Ki
Sweet Si Yad Ayi Tu Socha
K Sweet Sa Sms Kr Doon
Takey Hmari Sweet Si Friendship Mai
Thori Sweetness Aur Barh Jaye…

(229)

Ishq Aur Dosti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwan Hai
Ishq Meri Rooh Aur Dosti Mera Eman Hai
Ishq Pe Kardo Fida Mai Apni Sari Zindagi
Magar Dosti Par Mera
Ishq B Qurban Hai…

(230)

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

(231)

Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange
aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange
rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye
ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange

(232)

Zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain
ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain
mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat
unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain

(233)

Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue,
Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue
Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k,
Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue

(234)

Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

(235)

Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai…
tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain…..
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye….
hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai…..

(236)

Zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..
hum kya….humse bhi achche hazaar milenge…
in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena….
Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

(237)

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

(238)

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho….
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho…
Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho……..

(239)

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

(240)

Waade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye,
Zakhm muft aur dard taufe mein bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi,
ki maut se pehle dost kafan le aaye..

(241)

Unka aashiyan dil mein basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko sine se laga rakha hai.
Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon,
dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai…

(242)

Ham aapki yaad mein udas hain,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai.
Chahe dost kitne bhi kyun na ho.
Apne liye to bas aap hi khas hai..

(243)

Jiske pass kuch nahi hota us par log haste hai,
aur jiske pas sabkuch hota hai usse log jalte hain,
aur hamare pass Dosti hai use pane ke liye log tarste hai..

(244)

Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye
Sukh-dukh me de saath woh yaar chahiye…
Hum Kisi ko bhulate nahi,
Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye….

(245)

Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge…

(246)

Tum milo na milo koi gham nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi,
Dosti mein dhoka de who hum nahi, Humari dosti bhi Bunty aur Babli se kam nahi,

(247)

Allah he Allah kia kro.
Miss call na kisi ko dia kro.
1 Rupay ka SMS he
Kabi Kabi to kia kro…

(248)

Hum tum pe itna dying.,
jitna sea mein pani lying..,
Akash main panchi flying..,
Jugnu raat main gaying..,
kabse hum yunhi crying..,
Phir b U R not replying..!

(249)

SMS karne k faide
1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta
2- Time pas ho jata hai
3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga
4- Contact bana rahe ga
5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega

(250)

Yad rakh ker meri dosti ko tmne,
Meri zindagi per ek ehsan ker diya,
Is mobile main yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho humne woh bhi tery nam kar diya.

(251)

A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari
uski muje puri ha jaankari…
To phir dikha apni dildari aur
bhej itne msg ke aane na paye
meri bari;-)

(252)

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

(253)

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

(254)

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

. (255)

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

(256)

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari….

(257)

Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….

(258)

Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskura ne ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka

(259)

Dost tera bahut sahara hai,
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,
Log marte hai maut aane par,
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

(260)

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

(261)

Maussam bada behal hai
Sur hai na tall hai
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?

(262)

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

(263)

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai…
Kya aap penalty bharte hai…
Kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai…
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai…?

(264)

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

(265)

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

(266)

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

(267)

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

(268)

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

(269)

Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.

(270)

Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Saath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.

(271)

Thief with knife: tera paisa nikaal!
Man:do you know who i am? I am a politician.
Thief: accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal….!

(272)

Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

(273)

Aasman humse naraaz hai….,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai
`
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
`
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya…
`
Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.
`
Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye…
`
Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain
`
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye…

(274)

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
`
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..
`
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
`
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai
`
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
`
(275)

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…

(276)

Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai…

(277)

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
`
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse ‘Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna’

(278)

Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain.

(279)

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

(280)

Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!

(281)

Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain
Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai.

(282)

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

(283)

Agar talash karo to koi mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega,
Mana kami nahin tumhe dosto ki,
Magar kya hamari jagah koi le payega.

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.
`
Agar talash karo to koi mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega,
Mana kami nahin tumhe dosto ki,
Magar kya hamari jagah koi le payega.
`
Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain.
`
Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
`
Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!
`
Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain
Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai…

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge…
`
Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain…
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain…
`
Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka naata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai…
Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nahi,
Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata hai…
`
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai,
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai,
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai…
`
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
Zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
Dosti ke in palon ko saja kar rakhna,
Ye sab ke nasib me nahi hoti…

Har bar ek azab se dochar kar gaya.
Rasta badal badal k b dekha magar w0 shaks..
Dil mein utar k sari haden par kar gaya…
`
Wo kare bewafai mai sada wafa karon,
meri dosti ne itna sikhaya hai mjhe,
khud mit jaon mager us ke liye dua karon.
`
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi ha
Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi ha
Bohat anmol ik heera bhi ha.
`
Pass se dekho to sharab bhi ha
Dukh milne pe ye azab bhi ha
Aur ye pyar ka jawab bhi ha..
`
Zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain dosti se nafrat ho gayi…
`
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo
Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaroo..
`
lekin ye sochta hun k ab tera kya hun main
bikhra para ha tere hi ghar mein tera wajud
bekar mahfilon mein tujhe dhundta hun main..
`
Kar jaa kuch aisa yaari may,
Ke thanks aur sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aisi yaari ke yaaro ko,
Tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasana lage..
`
Is ada se vo vafa karte hain
koi jane k vafa karte hain
hamko choroge to pachtaoge
hansana valon se hansa karte hain…
`
Door chnad kahi jal raha ho ga
Kis ka dil machal raha ho ga
Uff yeh mera pairo mai chubhan kasi
Zaror mere koi apna kanto per chal raha ho ga..
`
Aaap jaisa dost har ek ka khwab hota hai,
Jin ka alag andaaz hota hai,
Asma ka koi hisab nahi hoya,
Par Aap
Kejaisa ek dost taro me aftab hota hai…

Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai
sirf aap jaise dosto ke liye!!
`
Dosti insaan ki zarurat hai,
Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai.
Aaz socha tha aap ko jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logon ko gulab kya bhejun.
`
Dosti ki galiyo mein koi gham na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yehi dua tum kush raho,
Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala
Kal Ho Na Ho…
`
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai,
Khuda se kya mange,
Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
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Milte hai aachai dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Meri kismat se jalna chod do.
Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost se,
Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.
`
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay,
Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai,
Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.

Kya mangu rab se aapko pane ke baad,
kiska karoon main intezaar aapke aane ke baad,
kyon dosti me jaan luta dete hain log,
malum hua aapko dost banane ke baad….

Happy Friendship Day..

Doston,
Aap sab jante hain ke aaj friendship day hai.
MaiN apne sabhi doston ko apni taraf se Mubarak baat deta hoon
aur dua karta hoon ke aap ki har mushkil asan ho aur
aap ki har qawaqish puri ho. hanste rahiye shad rahiye.
Aap sabhi doston ke liye kuch ashar pesh hai.

Dosti Ek Ahesas Hai Muhabbaton Ka
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai Shahadaton Ka
Dosti Har Gaam Sath Chala Karti Hai
Dosti Saye Ke Manind Howa Karti Hai
Dosti Dukh Bhare Jazbat Ka Hissa Hai
Dosti Qushion Ke Lamhat Ka Hissa Hai
Dosti Qurbani Ka Dosra Naam Hai
Dosti Iqlas Ka Anokha Paigham Hai
Dosti Subha Ki Hawaon Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Mahekti Fizaon Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Pholon Ki Qushbo Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Sapno Ki Ek Jado Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Doston Ki Wafaon Se Hoti Hai
Dosti Doston Ki Jafaon Se Hoti Hai
Dosti Amn Ka Qushion Ka Geet Hoti Hai
Dosti Kai Suron Ka Sangheet Hoti Hai
Dosti Sab Ko Piyaar Karna Sikhati Hai Apas Me
Dosti Ladna Aur Jhagadna Sikhati Hai Apas Me
Sare Doston Ko Bas Yehi Kahena Hai Danish
Dosti Ki Har Shaan Kabhi Kam Hone Na dena
Chahe Jaan Par Hi Kion Na Ajaye,Kuch Bhi Ho
Jazb-e-dosti Ko Kabhi Badnaam Na Hone Dena…

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar…

Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
wo mohabat kya janey,
Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai…
teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

Musibat ka syrup ho tum… Tension ka capsule ho tum… Aafat ka tablet ho tum… Par kiya kare, kehna par tha hai kyunki….. Dosti ka injection ho tum!
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Suna hai asr hota hai baton main, tum bhi bhool jaoge do chaar mulakatoon main, humse rooth kar jaoge kahan, tumari to dosti ki lakeer hai in hatoon main.
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Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamaari. Aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamaari. Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye… Aapko yaad karna aadat hai hamaari…xxx
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A Special Smile A Special Face A Special someone I cant replace A Special Hug From me to u 4 the special person I have found in YOU!
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A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS EVEN SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, BUT U KNOW ITS SWEETEST WHEN ITS U
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega, Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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haquiqat mohabbatki judai hoti hain. pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain. hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho. dosti may kitni saachai hoti hain.
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Flower n Friend SMS! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
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Phookbankar muskrana zindagi hai…, Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…, Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua…., Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
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Kal fir yehi sama hoga, Hum mein se kaun na jane kahan hoga, Murjhaye phool to mil jayenge kitabo mein, Par bichhade dosto ka shayad hi koi pata hoga….
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A faithful friend is the medicine of life and True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
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FRiendship is a network that needs,no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,no low bettari,FriendShip is life time in coming..
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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Friendship is a special kind of love and One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never.
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Aap ki yad aayi, ankhe khuli. varna jagne vale hum na the, dosti pe jinda he aap ki, varna jinda rehne vale hum na the.
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dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye, dukh-sukh me de sath vo yar chahiye, hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin jo yad rakkhe hame vo yar chahiye……
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When tears flow in your eyes… Always remember two things: Im here and I care I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
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True friends stay together and never say goodbye! Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
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Friendship never speaks volumes it never demands proof…..it never has a happy ending too…..simply bcoz it doesnt end as longas frnds r true……Gudnite
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A true thought:When you are up,your friends know who you are.When you are down,you know who your friends are…..
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of LOVE, B’coz Sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship Rises in the heart and sets after Death…..
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Takdeer ne chaha takdeer ne bataya,Takdeer na tumko humse milaya… Khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal,Jab tumsa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya….
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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
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Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain… Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain…
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Har dua kubul nahi hoti,Har aarzu puri nahi hoti … Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti….

Dosti
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!

Hi guys n gals…

I managed to write one more shairi for the
unbelieveable relationship called “Friendship”…

Tum mere kya ho
yeh tum kya jaano,
gar lafz se zahir karoon,
tho yeh hamari gustakhi ho.

Kam na padjaye lafz
aapki shaan mein,
kya bataoon tumhein
meri hairangi mein.

Bas khuda se yeh guzaarish hai,
ke har khushi tumhein mubarak ho,
aur yeh har farishtey ki dua ho..

well then c ya

Luv

Fazzy

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Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.

Guds Mrng

Regards,
Anil Kumar Jethwa

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai,
Tumhari yaad mein aur kya kahe,
Bas tumhare paas aane ko ji chahata hai.
“Happy Friendship Day”
`
Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi.
“Happy Friendship Day”

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.
`
Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.
`
In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap ko Hum se bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..
`
Koi door hai to koi pass hai
yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai
hum-tum door hain to kya hua?
Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain.
`
Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humri.
`
Baat Baat pay jo rooth jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
k Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.
`
Dosto” ka” To” Ana “Jana” Hai,
“Par “Ye” Dost tera “Porana” Hai,
“Is” Dost “Ko Kabi” Bhula” na” Dena,
“Q” k” Ye Dost “Teri” Dosti” ka” Dewana” hai.

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai…
Dildari dosto ki shaan hoti hai…
Kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yehi sacchi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai…
`
Jo harpal chalti rahi wo zindagi hai…
Jo harpal jalti rahi wo roshni hai…
Jo palpal khilti rahi wo mohabbat hai…
Aur jo kisipal sath na chode wo Meri Dosti hai…
`
Dosti nazaron se ho to kudrat kehte hai,
Taro se ho to jannat kehte hai,
Husn se ho to pyar kehte hai aur
Dosti aapse ho to Kismat kehte hai…
`
Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota…
Marne ke baad intezar nahi hota…
Dosti dekhkar karna dost, har insan meri tarah Sacha aur Smart nahi hota…
`
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti…
Zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti…
Dosti ke in palon ko saja kar rakhna,
Ye sab ke nasib me nahi hoti…

Tujhe Dekhe Bina Teri Tasweer Bana Sakta Hoon,
Tujhse Mile Bina Tera Haal Bata Sakta Hoon,
Hai Meri Dosti Mein Itna Dum,
Apni Aankh Ka Aansoo Teri Aankh Segira Sakta Hoon.

`
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Andaaz E Dosti To Ek Ada Hai
Us Ke Bina Zindagi Mein Na Maza Hai,
Is Liye Kehte Hain
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Kyon Ki Dost Ka Ruthna Bhi Ek Saza Hai.
`
Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Karna,
Kuch Pal Ke Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti Karni Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey Hein,
`
Shaam Ki Tanhai Mein Khoo Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Masti Mein Doob Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Kal Manzil Tumhe,
Apni Manzil Ko Paa Kar Is Dost Ko Bhul Na Jana……
`
Kehne Ko Hamare Paas Lafz Nahi Hain
Bhejne Ko Acha Sa Sms Nahi Hai
Par Dil Se 1afz Aate Hai Har Bar
Apna Khayal Rakha Karo
QyoKi Hamare Paas Aap Jesa Dost Nahi .
`
Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Pay Marna,
Sacha Dost Ager Na Miley,
To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sambhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka,
Itna Khayal RakhNa.
`
Humari Aapki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai,
Happiness Or Sadness Sab Kuch Mix Hai,
Hum To Aapko Na Bhulenge Kabhi,
Aap Bhool Na Jaye Bus Thora Sa Risk Hai..
`
Kash Sach Yeh Mera Sapna Ho Jaye,
Jan Se Bhi Pyara Dost Apna Ho Jaye,
Khuda Humari Dosti Sada Salamat Rakhe,
Warna Lafz-E-Dosti Hi Fana Ho Jaye.
`
Apni Dosti Ki Gaadi Kuch Is Qadar Chal Pari
Jaise Kick Marte Hi Bike Chal Pari
Dua Hae Na Lage Is Mai Koi Break
Speed Itni Ho Ki Na Kar Sake Koi Overtake …
`
Dosti Mein Duriyan To Aati Rehti Hein,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hai,
Woh Dost Hi Kia Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Par Sachi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hai.

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh segira sakta hoon.
`
Hum se Na Ruthna kabhi,
Andaaz E Dosti to ek ada hai
Us ke bina Zindagi mein Na Maza hai,
Is liye kehte hain
Hum se Na Ruthna kabhi,
kyon k DOST ka Ruthna bhi ek Saza hai.
`
Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Karna,
Kuch Pal K Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti KarNi Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney K Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey hein,
`
Shaam ki tanhai mein khoo na jana,
kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,
milegi zaroor kal manzil tumhe,
apni manzil ko paa kar is DOST ko bhul na jana……
`
Kehne ko hamare pas lafz nai hain
Bhejne ko acha sa SMS nai hai
Par dil se 1awaz ati hai har bar
Apna khayal rakha karo
Q k hamare pas ap jesa dost nai .
`
Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Py Marna,
Sacha Dost Ager Na Miley,
To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sanbhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka,
Itna Khayal rakh na.
`
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,
Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..
`
Kash sach yeh mera sapna ho jaye,
Jan se bhi pyara DOST apna ho jaye,
KHUDA humari DOSTI sada salamat rakhe,
Warna lafz-e-dosti hi FANA ho jaye.
`
Apni dosti ki gaadi kuch is qadar chal pari
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake …
`
Dosti mein duriyan to aati rehti hein,
phir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hai,
woh dost hi kia jo naraz na ho,
par sachi dosti doston ko manati rehti hai.

`

Saal to kai aaye aur chale gaye per es baar hum kehte hain
raho khush aur aabaad aap sab ye dua hum karte hain
na bichure kisi sei kisi ka meett (dost), dilo/ruh se kehte hain
aap sabko hum naye saal ki dili shubh kaamnaayein dete hain…

Maharoom tha mai her gam, her khushi se.
Gilaa tha mujha ko aab talak jindagi se.
pata hi na chalaa kab vo dil me bas gaye.
jab ki suruwat ki thi hamane DOSTI se.
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Aapki or meri DOSTI yu toa etafaq thi
aapko aaina man ,ki dil ki har baat thi,
dene ka vada kiya tha, aap ne khushi ki
shubhah,
aap ke choda ne par, mere pas wahi dard
bhari raat thi.
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kasme vado ki bedia ,mere pavo me dal di,
teri kasam nibhate-nibhate mane umra nikal di,
ye teri berukhi thi ya, meri diwangi na malum,
jisake badolat mane SMS me nai misal di.
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Jana chahte ho to hame ,etana jatakar chale jana.
Jo banaya tha aasiyana ,mitakar chale jana,
kish katha ki saja de rahe ho aap diwane ko,
aakhir hamara “MAIL” to bhijakar chale jana.
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jaisi bhi hoon achi buri apnay liye hoon
mein khud ko nahin dekhti auron ki nazar say
Keep Smiling
Be Happy !!!!!!

Na Sathi hai koi,
Na Humsafar hai koi,
Na Hum kisi ke na Humara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte he ki,
Dost to Humara bhi hai koi…..!

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Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyaar ka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyaar me,
Phir bhi kyun har koi Pyaar mein Deewana hai.

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Hum agar mil nahi pate,
Aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate.
Mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Par Jo ban gaye hai PYAAR wo bhulaye nahi jate…..

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“Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.”

This one is dedicated to my friends Kiran, Nandita and Nancy….

Jab jindagi meri kuch rukne lagi thi,
Badte kadam kuch thakne lage the,
Sahara yu dost ka mila mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Kuch chehre jab paraye hone lage the,
Kuch haath chod ke jaane lage the,
Tere haath ne kuch yu thama mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Safar main jab paya akela maine khudko tha,
Shitij pe tara koi na tha raahgir mera,
Kuch yu humsafar ban gaye tum mere,
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Ab na kissi saathi ki khwahish hogi
Ke dost tere jaisa jo mil gaya hai mujhko,
Kuch yu khili hai mushkilo main dosti apni
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Ab na aanjam ki fikr hai mujhko,
Nahi raah ki mushkilo ka koi dar hai,
Baantein kuch pal saath hum raah main istarah
Ke duniya kare gumaan dosti pe anpni…….

Hi everybody.
How r u?
This is the first time i’m writing to u all. If u like it please reply.

1. Ek hansi jo hansa de,
Ek aansu jo rula de,
Ek aarzu jo jaga de,
Ek chahat jo samajh le,
Har aahat jo jaan le,
Usi rishtey ka nam dosti hain.

2. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaar mila humko,
Par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko,
Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki,
Ae dost teri dosti se vo pyar mila humko.

3.Tera khayal dil se na jaye to kya karu,
Reh reh kar teri yaad aye to kya karu,
Kehte hai khwaabon mein hogi mulakat,
Raat bhar neend hi na aye to kya kaaru.

4. Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.

5. Aapko lagta hai ki humne apko bhula rakha hai,
Aap nahi jaante dil mein kahi chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le in aankho mein apko koi,
Isliye palko ko bhi chupa rakha hai.

Do tell me ur views.
Thanks and regards
Divya

Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;
milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;
phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar.
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todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata.
soch samajkar pyar kiya nahi jata.
yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti ,
agar dil se ki ho toh uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata
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Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge…
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SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HAI.

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai,
jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti…
Arvind Kumar Nigam

Kia khabar tum ko dosti kia hai
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai

Khwahishon say bhara jazeera bhi hai
Bohat anmol ik heera bhi hai

Dosti ik haseen khwab bhi hai
Pass say dekho tou sarab bhi hai

Dukh milnay pe ye azab bhi hai
Aur ye piyar ka jawaz bhi hai

Dosti yoon tou maya jaal bhi hai
Ik haqeeqat bhi hai khayal bhi hai
Kabhi furqat kabhi vissal bhi hai

Kabhi zameen kabhi falak bhi hai
Dosti jhoot bhi hai such bhi hai
Dil main reh jaiay tou kassuk bhi hai

Kabhi ye haar kabhi jeet bhi hai
Dosti saaz bhi sangeet bhi hai
Sheir bhi nazam bhi geet bhi hai

Wafa kia hai wafa bhi dosti hai
Dil say nikli dua bhi dosti hai
Bus itna samajh lay tou

Piyar ki inteha bhi dosti hai ………

Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi,
Basti Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi,
Chahe Hum Bhula Dein Zamane Ko,
Magar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi!

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Its not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because….. if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Whenever I Need A Shoulder
You’re There To Catch My Tears,
You’ve Kept My Many Secrets
Throughout The Many Years.

You’ve Been There Through My Afflictions
You’ve Witnessed My Defeats,
I’ll Remember All The Good Times
And Pray The Bad Ones Don’t Repeat.

With You My Heart Is Honest
But There’s One Thing I Never Told You,
Thank You For Everything You’ve Done
There’s No One Else Like You…

No One That Could Ever Be A
True Friend Like You!

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
To apni saasein jod denge…..

Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Har phool khubsurat nahi hota,
har pathhar hira nahi hota,
dost dosti dekh ker karna,
har dost humsa nahi hota.

Aajnabee dost jub banati haidosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti,

Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti..

Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,

Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

Apke chehre per muskurahat saje aise
pholon per shabnam chamakti hai jaise
sapne poore hon aap ke saare
dua hai meri yeh lafz aap ki zindgi ko nikhare

Bin Dekhe Teri Tasvir Bana Sakte Hain
Bina Mile Tera Haal Bata Sakte Hain
Hamari Dosti me Itna Dam Hai Ke
Tere Aansu Apni Aankhon se Gira Sakte Hain

HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAI
HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA HAI
AYE DOST DOSTI KA KHAYAL RAKHNA
KYUN KI SABSE ZYADA PYAR DOSTI MEIN HOTA HAI

Dost wohi hai jo aapko aapna maan sake
aapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sake
aap chal rahe ho tez baarish me
phir bhi pani me aapke aansoo pehchaan sake

Hum apni Dosti ko yaado me sajayenge
Door rehkar bhi band ankho me nazar ayenge
Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jaayenge
Jab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge

mehak dosti ki kisi ibadat se kam nahi hogi
sirf ishq par ye duniya khatm nahi hogi
agar mil jaye hum aur aap to ye duniya
kisi jannat se kam nahi hogi

so understand the meaning of friendship & keep smiling…!! !!!!!

Is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
Jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
Us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi
Mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi
Achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai,
Haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.

Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo puri nahi hoti,
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
Unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,
Apni dosti ki kasam o mere dost,
Aisi saans nahi lete jisme aapki yaad nahi hoti..

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
To apni saasein jod denge…..

Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Chiragon se agar andhera dur hota,
to chand ki chahat kise hoti,
Kat sakti agar akele zindagi,
to dost naam ki cheez hi na hoti.
JP BHARDWAJ

A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
Good day, dear bra..

Life is funy n twisted,
Sumtime u laugh,
Sumtime u cry,
But as long as i’m ur friend,
I’ll alwys b on ur lips as a smile
Rather than a tear in ur eye.

Open ur door when ur alone,
Open ur heart when u feel sad,
But dont open ur hand when u need a friend,
Coz I’m already holding ur hand forever !

Friendship is not a big fire
Which burns all day
But its a small lamp
That burns till da last day of life.

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..!!

Tanha ho kabhi to mujko dhundna,
Duniya se nahi apne dil se poochna,
Aas pas hi kahi base rahte hai hum,
Yaado se nahi saath guzare lamho se puchna..!!

Khawaish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki,
Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki,
Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota,
Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki..!!

Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi pyaar mein bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf hath badhakar to dekho,
Pata chalega ki dosti mein kitani sacchai hoti hai

Dost wohi hai jo aapko aapna maan sake,
aapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sake,
aap chal rahe ho tez baarish me,
phir bhi pani me aapke aansoo pehchaan sake.

Ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko majboor kare,
raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majboor kare,
Mehak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.

Mehak dosti ki kisi ibadat se kam nahi hogi,
Sirf ishq par ye duniya khatm nahi hogi,
Agar mil jaye hum aur aap to ye duniya,
Kisi jannat se kam nahi hogi.

HAR HIRA CHAMAK DAAR NAHI HOTA,
HAR SAMANDAR GEHRA NAHI HOTA,
DOSTO ZARA SAMBHAL KAR PYAAR KARNA,
HAR KHOOBSURAT CHEHRA WAFADAR NAHI HOTA.

KHUSHBOO MEIN EHSAS HOTA HAI,
DOSTI KA RISHTA KHAAS HOTA HAI,
HAR BAAT KO ZUBAAN SE KEHNA MUMKIN NAHI,
ISLIYE DOSTI KA NAAM VISHWAAS HOTA HAI

Har Aadmi Ki Apni Alag Pehchan Hoti Hai,
Hamare SMS Ki Alag Hi Shaan Hoti Hai,
Har Kisi Ko Karte Nahi Hum SMS,
Jisko Karte Hai Usme Hamari Jaan Hoti Hai.

“Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven”

Meri Har Ek Ada Mein Chhupi Thi Meri Tamanna,
Tum ne Mehsoos Na Ki Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Maine Har Dam Tere Hi Khwab Dekhe,
Mujhe Tabeer Na Mili Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Maine Jab Bhi Tujh se Baat Karna Chahi,
Mujhe Alfaz Na Mile Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Main Meri Tamanna Ke Samundar Mein Door Tak Nikli,
Mujhe Saahil Na Mila Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Qudrat Ne Likha Tha Tujhko Meri Tamanna Mein,
Teri Qismat Mein Main Na Thi Ye Aur Baat Hai…

Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo.
Dosti aise hi hoti hai.

Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai

Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge

Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,
abhi apne Dost se Mulaakaat baaki hai
Hava a Great Day!!!

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna
Frndship ke bulb ko fuse mat karna
Hum frnd hain tumhare confuse mat karna
Humare siva kisi aur ko choose mat karna

A True Friend …. Scolds like a Dad…
Cares like a Mom…
Teases like a Sister…
Irritates like a Brother…
And Finally Loves you more than a LOVER.

They Love you…but they are not your lovers,
They Care for you…but they are not from your family,
They are ready to share your pain…
But they are not in your blood relation…
They Are FRIENDS!!!

Dear,
Want you to know that your friendship mean’s a lot to me.
If we were on a sinking boat & there’s only 1 lifejacket.. .
I would really miss you.

Jab se aapko jana hai,
Jab se aap sa dost paya hai,
Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai,
Dil karata hai punchu us rab se k,
Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye bana hai.

From: bhaskar 9860131732

Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
Hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
Hamare msg fwd kar K naye naye dost banate ho

Dear customer aapki dosti ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani foran ek pyara sa sms kar k recharge karain.
From: Friendship care center.

Dosti k phool har mousam main khilte hain,
Dosti k badal har mousam main baraste hain,
Hum sms bhejain ya na bhejain,
Par yaad hum aap ko har roz karte hain.

Friendship is not how long we have being together,
Not how much we have given or received,
Not how many times we have helped each other,
Its how we value each other.

I Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good

I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot

Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-)

From: Vicky (www.vivekdubey77@yahoo.co.in)

Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paye,
Tujhe Apna Bana Na Paye,
Tujh Par Marte Rahe Tamam Umar,
Par Tujhko Kabhi Bata Na Paye
Sahil

Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay
Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay

Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna
Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay

Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna
Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay

Tera Hans k Baaten krna
Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay

Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum
Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay

Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain
Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!!

No

I Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good

I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot

Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-)

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota.

Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai
Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai
Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete
Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai
Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab
Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai.

Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1. Ain time pe apna kamina pan dikha dega.
2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga.

Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar
Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar
Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge
Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar.

Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.

Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge,
waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge,
DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari,
warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge.

Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati,
Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai,
Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati…

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe ni jate,
Kai dil aise hote hai jo tode ni jate,
Aur kuch ap jaise DOST hote hai jo chode ni jaate..

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
Aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
Jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
Varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote…

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai..

Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile,
Mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…

Submitted By: Pankaj yadav

Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai,
Hamare taraf hath badakar to dekho,
Pata chalega ki dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.

Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,
Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge,
Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge.
Dosti ek nagama hai jise gungunata hun mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai,
Akele jindagi kat nahi sakti hai,
Isiliye aap jaise pyare dost ko banata hun mai.
Sitaron ke bagair asman men kya rakha hai,
Bin tere jeene men rakha kya hai?
Lagta hai sub kuch adhura sa,
Dosti ke bagair duniya men rakha kya hai?

Duniya ki lahar hai dosti,
Dalti sham ka khula aasman hai dosti,
Jinko samajh me aa jaye to vah malamal,
Varna bina iske bilkul kangal hai dosti.

kya kahu dost tumhe ,khwab kahu to bikhar jayoge dil kahu to tut jayoge, aayo aap ka naam Zindgi rakh du maut se pahle saath na chhod payoge

Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana,kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,apni maanzil ko paakar is dost ko bhul na jana.

Open your door when you are alone,Open your heart when you feel sad… But dont open your hand when you need a friend,Bcoz I m already holding your hand forever…

Kal raat khuda ne puchha ,tu itna dosto mein kyun khoya hai …………..tab andar se ye awaaz aayi , dosto ne hi to di hai khushiyan , pyar karke to hamesha ye dil roya hai

Dosti ka hum hak yun ada kartein hai , tere naam par ye jaan fida kartein hai , phool sa bhi jakhm na aaye mere dost ko bas khuda se yehi dua kartein hai.

Yaadein woh nahi jo tanhai mein aati hain… Are yaadein to woh hain mere dost jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain…

Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka naata hai,Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai… Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nahi,Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata hai…

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships dont have an expiry date

Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,Teri khushi meri jaan hai… Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai…

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga…. Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga….

chala ja msg tu banke GULAB, Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab, agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas, Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass..

A friend means Someone I MISS….. Someone I CARE….. Someone I NEED….. Someone I LOVE….. Someone I TRUE….. Someone I SPECIAL….. Someone I LIKE…. Thats U….

Eyes are parents,Heart is lover,Body is wife,Brain is a teacher,Brothers & Sisters are fingers…But Friends ???They are Blood!!!….

Difference between love & friendship…. U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it…. But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it….

Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye Sukh-dukh me de saath woh yaar chahiye… Hum Kisi ko bhulate nahi,Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye….

Takdeer Ne Chaha Takdeer Ne Bataya Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is jindagi me aaya

CHAND SE JAB MULAKAT HOTI H…
Aapke Bareme unse kuch baat hoti h…
Wo kehte h mere pas khubsurat sitara h…
hum kehte h usse bhi dilkash dost hamara hai..

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai…

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya…

Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
Arre miss karna hai to machharo ko karo
Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya karte hai…

Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se
Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh
Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se…

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…:D

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee…

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai…

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
`
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..
`
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
`
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
`
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.
`
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
`
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..
`
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
`
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..
`
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…
`
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
`
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!
`
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..
`
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
`
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
`
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai
`
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
`
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha…

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
`
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
`
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
`
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
`
Zindagi K Raaz…
Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…
Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye
`
Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?
To usne batya
Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya…
`
Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,
Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle
`
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
`
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!
`
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai…

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
`
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..

I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me…
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

“Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laalat hai aisi zindagi par :(

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

It is well known saying that “Jo Hase, Unke Ghar Base”
But the question is “Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hase ?”
So enjoy Happy Unmarried Life

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,

Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.

Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,

Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

Kabhi yaad aaye
To phone kar lena,

Paise kam ho
to Sms kar lena,

Agar ye bhi na kar sake to

Mobile dahi mein Daal kar
Vibration on kar lena…

Aur

Lassi Pee Lena :)

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai….
`
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
`
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
`
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey…
`
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think… think… think…
Marjava & Mitjava
`
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge..
`
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke….
loan pass nahi hua…

“Na jane kyu rhe rhe ke ek baat hume bahut satati hai,
karwa chauth karti hai tumhari bibi umar humari kyu bad jati hai.”

Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
`
Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
kutiya boli ” chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain”
`
Sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya
lekin urgent kaam tha ,
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai.
hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
`
Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
`
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?
`
Friendship Means:
U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fell down in mud
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!

RAWAN ke 10 Sar,
20 Aankhein,
Par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,

Aapka Sar 1,
Aakhein 2,
Par Nazar har ladki par.

Ab batao ki…….?

Asli Rawan kaun :-D

Wish You HAPPY DASARA!

I am sorry yaar,
Aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
Tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
“AIDS” chhune se nahi failta…

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…
`
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
`
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai..
`
Congratulations!
Good news for Mumbai University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com
`
Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai…

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
`
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?
`
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
`
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
`
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
`
Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane
`
Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar ke bola,
“Jo bole so nihal”
Sita DARLING sasriyakal….
`
Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
`
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh sher samaj nahi ayega..!!
`
Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL
`
10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!
`
itni lambi padthe padhte dam nikal jaaye!!!
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.
`
har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,
har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,
kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.
`
Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
`
Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
O.K
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!
`
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
`
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
`
Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”

Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
`
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
`
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!

dil ka dard dil thodnewala kya jaane
pyaar ke rizvon ko zamana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein
ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane…

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi

Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi josh ke saath,
Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi hosh ke saath,
lekin ab hum pyaar karenge badeeeeeeee sochhh ke saath,
Kyunki kal shaam usko dekhaa kisi aur ke saaath…

1.
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
.
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1 is neither composite nor prime”

2.
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…

3.
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
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.
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

4.
Arz kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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5.
Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

6.
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

7.
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode…

8.
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…

9.
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”

10.
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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“itni sakti hamen dena data ”

11.
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!

12.
Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

13.
Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.

14. Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

15.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

16.
Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

17.
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH…..MDH …!

18.
Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

???????????????

!!!
!!!
….
!!!
….

Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai……………………………………..

19.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell…….

Can u guess why???

????
try

think!!!

donno???
cuz
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!!!!!!!!

He wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P

20.

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

21.

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah

22.

World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…
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Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uui…

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
`
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
`
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
`
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
`
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge…

4 my swt n w0rld best lvng frndx…
Frndshp isnt abt ”em s0ry”
Itx abt ” kamine teri galti hy”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em here 4 u”
Itx abt “kahan hy nalayak”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i can undrstnd”
Itx abt “sub teri waja se hua hy saale”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em hpy 4 ur success”
Itx abt “chal beta parhne de”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i care 4 u”
Itx abt “kamin0 mujhe ch0r k kahan ja0ge”……!!!
Frndx 4evr.. 2gthr 4vr..

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
`
GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House. In China, They Check Fuse . But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor’s House. “Sabki Gayi Hai Na?” Buss!
`
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba” Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha “Paise Nahi” Usne kaha “Kaise nahi” Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai” Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
`
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime…
– - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - -

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
`

Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
DIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe
Are wah, kya balance!

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! *wah wah wah *

–= Ruchit =–

My dear friends,
Here there are something comedy shyris for u.

AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI;

AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
KI GALATI TO BHAGVAN SE BHI HOTI HAI;

DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITANA,
KI JA KE HIMALAYA KI CHOTI PE CHAD BETHE,
AUR KHUDA AKE TUJSE POOCHHE,
ABE GADHE, AB NICHE KAISE UTAREGA;

TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
PAR KYA KARE YE KAMBAKHT CHASHMA JO
BICH ME ATA HAI;

GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
MOGRA MOGRA KARO;

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TUNE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI
SAMAJKAR.

Wishing u a very happy day,
yours friend,
Sunil

Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…

Hi,
Guys I would Like to Share the Following Shayaris &
One is the ‘Prem Patra”

1.Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahay jamana ho gaya.

2. Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain

Prem Patra

To,
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear ‘Anamica’:

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’
from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am
also your ‘Deewana’.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my
‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I
do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider
you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’.
There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get
your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.

Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you
are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you Will
‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke
Liye’.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a
‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our
‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I
hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye
Dillagi’.

Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let
this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start
‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead
to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday
for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As
you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully
our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.

‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’

- Prem Pujaari

Take Care,
Rakesh

Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody

1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!

`
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
`
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
`
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
`
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
`
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
`
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
`
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
`
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
`
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
`
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
`
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
`
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
`
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain
Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain
Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai
kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai
kaam par sar jhukana padta hai
dukh hoka muskurana padta hai
zehar kyon zindage mein bharte hai
jaane kyon log kaam karte hain
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai
kaam jisko nahi woh kadka hai
kaam sau ki note laata hai
kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai
log mar mar ke kaam karte hai
jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
kaam ek badi musibat hai
kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai
hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
hooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
ek hi post par woh sadte hai
Jaane Kyooooooooooooooooo oooooon.. ..
KAAM TOH AISE HI SAB KARTE HAI
JAANE KYON AAP HI BIDADTE HAI
JAAAANE KYOOOOON JAAANE KYO

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

1) tum aa gaye ho
noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
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2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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3) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon

chapaaak!!!!!
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4) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?
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5) Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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6) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
‘Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise ‘
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7) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.

Hasna Zaruri Hai..
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl: (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
hasana mana hai

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla …
Hassan Ali

Maths Sir: A=B,
B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method wit example.
Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir.

Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
jaha Pyaar Waha isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘ZANDU BAM’.

Nikli Pyar Ki Baat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe Dil Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To Dil Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halaat To Tum Yad Aaye…

Farebi Thi Wo Apni Mashuka Samaj Betha
BEWFA Ko Apni ZINDGI Samaj Betha
Hm BEWAKUF the Ya Bad-Nasibi Hmari
Uski DILLAGI ko Chahat Smaj Betha..

PAISA Ayega Jayega
PYAR Ayega Jayega
Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
Ayega
Ayega
Aur
Aata hi Rahega…

Rah rah ke apki yad aati hai.Sms na aane ke wajah satati hai.soch rahe zarur koi gam hai.Ya phir aap ke cell main paise kam hai.

Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….

Khud ko kar buland itna,
Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche,
Aur khuda tujh se puchhe,
Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.

Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,
To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi

Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi,
To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi

Agar Hamara Picha Karogi,
To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi

Tum nay meray janazay main akar kiya muskura diya..

bijli chamak gaye sara kafan jala diya…

aashiq apni mehbooba ka aisi dhoop mein intjaar karte hai
jis dhoop mein majdoor kaam karne se inkaar karte hai.

Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho… Kyunki… Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai

Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan,
Paro ne di devdas ko muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan,
Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.

(Sorry to Nasir Ahmed Nasir famous Urdu poet of ‘Jab se tune diwana bana rakha
hai, Sang her Shakhsh ne hathooN me Utha rakha hai’)

Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai

Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai

Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai

Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne
tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai

Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra
Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:’(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Shayari by sardar-

“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.!!!

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda

6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad
Na Krna
Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
Uski Fariyad Na Krna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”.

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Makhi aur Machar

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

What a Women Want

6″-6.2″ jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Arz Kiya Hai….
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake
dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi
santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade
Aur kalejamera thanda ho jae.

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unkigali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: “Bahar jaake poocho.”

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
“Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?”
Jawab mila: “Bechna nahi hai.”

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: “Ji, kya mein cigarette pi
sakta hoon?”
Wo gurrra kar bola: “Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette
pina mana hai.”
Maine kaha: “Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!”
Phir se gurrrraya: “Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai.”

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: “Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil
pe.”
Manager ne kaha: “Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?”
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: “Ek paani ka gilas
milega?”
Usne jawab diya: “Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
ke milte hain.”

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
“Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?”
Janab hans kar bole: “Peechle bees saal se dekh
rahan hoon,
Yahi padi hai… kahin nahin jaati.”

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk
pada,
Usne poocha: “Kaise aana hua?”
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: “Train se.”

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha:
“Areeee sunti ho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
hai,
Uuse kuch taja taja khilao.”
Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha: “Taji hawa kha lijiye.”

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
“Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana
aachar to dikhana.”
Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.
Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:
“Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi?”
Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: “Yuhi agar sab ko
chakhati
To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?”

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah
thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
“Diploma so ja, diploma so ja.”
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:
“Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?”
Dost ne jawab diya: “Mere grandson ka naam,
Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya.”
Phir maine pooncha: “Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
rahi hai?”
Dost ne jawab diya: “Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
liye.”

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”

Today I wrote something funny…a topic
girls love to read or write..and guys hate to read…..
It’s just for fun with all nice intentions ! guys plz don’t mind :p

Mai ney Gundi baatain ki hain, kiya faaida ladaaii main
Mazaa laikin aata hai Khoob ladkon ki piitaaii main !

Gher ki Murghi bhaaey, na bhaaey Biryaani inko
Lag jaaey jab munh inka baher ki Roti aur Daal main !

Do haathon main biwi kai dain! ger, har maheeney salary
Biwi kai paas aaney sai hai berkat hi berkat kamaaii main !

College mai time gunwaaya Canteen mai baith ker
Na bus ki line me hotey, jo lagaate dil padhaii main !

Jo baat ker lai koi ladki hans ker insey haalat aisii ho jaati hai
Jaise paanch ungliyaan ghee main, aur ser poora kadhaaii main !

Hai Ebarat esee sai yai zindgaani hamaari
Meri aankh ka aansu bhi hai shrarat kisi ki

Arz kiya hai………

Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J ……

Employee’s reply…

Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….

Woh College ki Kashti…………
Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen

vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa

college ki sabse purani nishaanee

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani

vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas – Teacher ka Bharosaa…

college ki wo lambisi raatein

vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

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Ek PHOTOGRAPHER
HIMESH ki dur se
PHOTO le raha tha
GUESS WHAT DID
HIMESH SAY?

?

Zara zoom zoom
Karo zoom zoom
Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.

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Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,

mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai

jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..

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pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff, , pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..

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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

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Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : “Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it”
He gifted her a weighing machine

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao,
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…

usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai…
Kitney Achey Hotey Hein Bachpan Key Wo Din,

Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki…….

Do Chaar Botlein Rakh Lo Kafan Mein,
Kabr Par Baith Kar Piya Karenge,
Khuda jab Maangega Gunaahon ka Hisaab,
Use Bhi Jaam Bhar Bhar Kar Diya Karenge.

Teri Rswaai Ne Marna Sikhaya,
Teri Bewfaai Ne Jeena Sikhaya,
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Aaye Kuch Daur Aise Bhi,
Jisne Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Peena Sikhaya.

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The.

Kaun Kiske Kareeb Hota Hai,
Apna Apna Naseeb Hota Hai,
Yaad Aata Hai Jab Koi Hud Se Jyada,
To Dard Dil Ke Kareeb Hota Hai.

Vikas Wadhwa (Vicky)

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

True Friend Is Someone Who
Reaches For Your Hand And
Touches Your Heart …
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
———— ———
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
———— ———
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE
CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE
CHAND TO TUM HO HI
SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE
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Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
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Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
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Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
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Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
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Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya…… .!!

Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye……

Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
“Ab to naha lo”

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Marne par humain janat mile na mile,
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
SmS karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile

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Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai
Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai
Jis mein “SmS” ki aik moti is file hai
Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon as style hai

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Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte
Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain
Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain

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Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

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Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga

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Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.
Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh

1.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

2.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

3.Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

4.Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili…….. ……… .
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

5.Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

6.Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega

7.Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai

8.Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

hum to masgul the apne ghum ki tanhaiyon mai
muddat badh hume kisi na pukara
chalte chalte hum thodi der soche lage
ramu kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara

Gam ko karo delete,

Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,

Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,

Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,

Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,

Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,

Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,

Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo sent,

Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,

Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

You”ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light”s light”s a slight light,
And tonight”s a night that”s light.
When a night”s light, like tonight”s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight
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Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass
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My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame
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Ruby Rugby”s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers
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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw
Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed
Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed
Soar”s seesaw!

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I”m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
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A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

1.        Tu Mera bhai hai…
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2.        Gaadi mai Chalunga…
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3.        Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…
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4.        Tu bura mat manana bhai…
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5.        Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
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6.        Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
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7.        Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
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8.        Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…
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9.        Abe yaar kam to nahi padegi
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10.       Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
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11.       Baap ko mat Sikha.
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12.       Yaar magar Dil dukha diya yaar…
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13.       Kuchh bhi hai par Bhai hai Apna…
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14.       Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

its my collection of funny shayari

Enjoy…..

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.

O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

1) Bas!!

mujhse aur nahi hoga..

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

maine apko kiya na..!!

chalo ab ap karo…

karo na…

I m excited….

Karo na…

SMS

2) Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.

3) Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don’t worry u don’t cry U just thank God that cows do not fly….

4) AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

‘THANDA MATLAB’

Coca-Cola

5) Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye
to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi
rehti
hain…

6) Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of
Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

7) Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil
always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

8) Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!

9) If dentists make films, d names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

10) 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought
about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool…..!

Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.

Dur hone se rishtey nahi tutte….
Aur nahi paas aane se judhte….
Ye to Dilon ke ek bandhan hai….
Is liye hum apko aur aap humein nahi bhilte..!!

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil k kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar
saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara…
`
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apne bas k bahar ki baat ho gai!
`
Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte….
`
Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jab aap jaise Dosto ki yaad ati hai…
`
Ishq pane ki tamanna me,
kabi Kabi Zindgi khilona ban Jati hai,
Jise Dilme Basana chahte he,
Wo Surat sirf Yaad Bankar Reh Jati hai…

Kitne chehre hai duniya me magar
Hamko ek chehra nazar aata hai
Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad karen
Aapki yaadon me waqt sara guzar jata hai…
`
Bikhre risto ko koi roop dedo,
Khilte foolo ko thodi dhoop dedo,
Aapki yaad aayi ha to sms kiya hamne,
Aap b hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo…
`
Sitaare nikalte hai ki raat aaye,
main kya likhu ki aapka jawab aaye,
sitaro si chamak to mujh me nahi,
par main kya karu ki aapko meri yaad aaye….??
I Miss You…
`
Soch kar uske bare me muskurate hai hum,
khud ko hi kahani uski sunate hai hum,
jab bhi yad karte hai usko…
sari duniya ko us waqt bhul jate hai hum…
`
Jane kyu aati hai yaad tumhari,
Chura le jati hai ankhon se neend humari,
ab to yahi khayal rehta hai subh-o-shaam…
Kab hogi tumse phir mulakat humari.
I Miss You Dear…

Kuch bikhare sapno se aankh me nami hai,
ek chota sa aasma aur ummido ki zamin hai,
U to bahut kuch hai jindgi me, sirf jo dur hai unki kami hai..
I Miss You Dear…
`
Na kabhi chupaya kI pyar kitna hai,
na kabhi bataya ki dard kitna hai,
hume aur ek us khuda ko malum hai…
hume aapse milne ka kitna intezar kitne hai.
I Miss You!
`
Ankho ko jab kisi se shikayat ho jati hai,
Dil ko jab dhadkne ki izazat ho jati hai,
kaise bhul jay kisi ki yaado ko yuhi,
jab kisi ko kisi ki adat ho jati hai.
I Miss You!
`
Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulakat na ho,
udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
shikayat ho to hame maaf kr dena,
fursat se baithe ho to hame yaad kr lena…
`
Lamho ke har pal me hume paoge,
Yado ke jharokhe se muskuraoge,
Jab bhi karoge hume bhulane ki koshish,
Usi lamha mera pyara sa SMS paoge.
I Miss You…

Khushi se, dil ko aabad karna
Aur gham ko dil se azad Karna
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke
Hame bhi din mein ek bar yaad karna.
`
Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balance ki trah.
Par tum busy na rehena network ki trah.
`
Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
Dost par apni jindagi waar du
Jab tera message nahi milta to
Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…
`
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta
`
Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar ka nomination aayega,
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega…

Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota,
Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota,
Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein,
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
`
Aap sei bichar ke maine ansoo bahai
Merey ansoo samunder main ghirey
Agar aap ko woh aansoo mil jaye to
Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey
`
Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hai
Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai
Yun to roj tumse sapno mein bat karte hai par
Fir se agli mulakat ka intzar karte hai.
`
Hum Ne Jab Kabhi Bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har kadam Pe Aap ki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Dooor Reh Kar Bhi Aap ki Chahat Kam Na Hui,
Yeh Baat Hum Ne Dil Se Mehsoos Ki.
Missing u so much
`
Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya,
Itna jaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindagi ke sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya..

Har pathar pe likhu I MISS U,
aur wo har pathar aapko maru,
taki aapko ye ehsaas to ho
ke aapki yaad kitna dard deti hai..
`
Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen..
`
Dur hote huye bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap…
`
Jab kabhi mausam mein khushbu bikhar jae
Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae
Jab kabhi bewajha hi dhadkan machal jae
To samjh lena k HUM NE YAAD KIYA HAI
`
Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga
guzre huey waqt ki tarha wapas na aaoonga
tujhse jo pyar mila hai, us pyar ki kasam
tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga…

Is sham ki tanhai se,
Dard ki gehrai se,
Ye dil kuchh baat kar raha hai,
Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai
`
Hakikat na puchh mere fasane ki
Tere jate hi badal gayi hai nazar zamane ki
Log puchhte hain main khush nahi
Kya karun meri to aadat thi
Tere sang muskurane ki
`
Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi
`
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
`
Aap paas raho ya dur,
Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum.
Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain,
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum…

Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin barsat guzar jaati hai.
Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.
`
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain…
`
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
`
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
`
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun
Hasrat to yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lun
Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karun…

Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho,
Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho,
Ye aap ne kaese soch liya ke,
Aap ki yaad aaye aur aap ke mobile per,
Hamara sms na ho.
`
Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan hoti hai.
`
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere sms sitaro par likhe nazar aenge.
`
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya…
To koi paise se kangal ho gaya…
To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya…
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…
`
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai…

Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge,
Mere honsolon se kam milenge,
Jab chod degi duniya,
Wahan dost hum milenge.
Missing You.
`
Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu i miss you,
Or wo pathar tumhare ser pe de maru,
Taki tum he pata chale ki,
Tumhari yaad kitna dard deti hai.
`
Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
`
Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai
Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai
Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke
Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.
`
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki AE DOST!
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga…

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai,
Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho,
Kyunki har subah mein yadoo,
Ke bhi sahare hote hai.
`
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.
`
Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,
Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai,
Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath,
Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.
`
Waqt guzar raha tha,
par saanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath mere yeh jahaan tha saara,
Par na jaane kyon kisiki kami si thi.
`
Is raat ki tanhai se,
Is dard ki gehrai se,
Ye dil kuch baat ker raha hai,
Samjho in lafzon ki chuban ko,
Koi dil se tumhe yaad ker raha hai.
“I MISS U”

Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai,
Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai,
Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi,
Unhe chupa diya to saanse bol padi.
“I MISS U”
`
Chand ki roshni teri ankho ki chamak k liya hoti,
Pholo ki khushboo teri muskan k liya hoti,
Badal k rang teri anchal k liya hoti,
Aur ya kash k tu sirf marai liya hoti.
`
Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.
`
Gum ke sagar mein is kadar kho gai hai zindagi,
Tum aajao wapas yeh guzarish hai meri,
Shayad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gai hai.
`
Har din ke baad raath ati hai,
Har mausam ke baad barsath ati hai,
Apne dil se puch kar bathana,
Kiya kabhie bhi hamari yaad nahi ati.

Chale aao tumhe hum yaad karte hain,
Ye woh gunah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hain,
Jala ke dil mein hasraton ke chirag,
Tumhare aane ka intzar karte hain.
`
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai,
Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,
Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai.
`
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
Par aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
`
Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna,
Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna,
Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna,
Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare
“SAME To U” kehna.
`
Nikal te hai aanso, jab mulakat nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil, jab baat nahi hoti,
Aapki jaan ki kasam aap yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi subah, sham nahi hoti.

Dil k kone se ek aawaz aati hai
Humein har pal tumhari Yaad aati hai,

Dil poochta hai bar-bar hum se
Jinhe hum Yaad karte hain,
Kya unhe bhi humari Yaad aati hai?

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai

Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi .

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umrzsaari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye

Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night
and you forever.

1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena

A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye

Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.

Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti ..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti ..

Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de…

Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki
Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki
Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte H
Bas Aisi Hi Khushbo Hai Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki…

Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki
Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki
Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte H
Bas Aisi Hi Khushbo Hai Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki…

Ehsas Tera Hum ne Tere bad bhi rakha,
Bholay bhi Tujhe aur Tujhe yaad bhi rakha,
Ojhal bhi kiye rakha Tujhe apni nigah se,
Khuwabon ki tarah Aankhon md nahi…

Kuch Khatakta Tou Hy Pehlu Mein Mere Reh Ker
Ab Khuda Janey Yaad Hy Teri Ya Dil Mera … !!!

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi,
shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi
Tere bina zindagi bhi lekin, zindagi, to nahi,
zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi…
`
apko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apse dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apne bas k bahar ki baat ho gai!
`
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi..
`
Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte….
`
Dil tu dhadkana band kar,
jab jab to dhadkata hai unki yaad aati hai,
Wo to khush hogi apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai..

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga…

Bas Kya Yahin Tak Tha Sath Hamara?
Intezar Hi Karte Rahe HuM TuMhara,
Kab Hogi Is Kambakht Mobile Me Roshni
Aur Kab Ayega Msg TuMhara…

“Hasin Palo ko Phir se aabad kar rahe the,
Chand se Aapki baate kar rahe the”
Dil ko bada Sukun mila jankar
Ki Aap bhi hame hi Yaad kar rahe the…!!

1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.
..”i miss u”..

TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI……
SOCH TA HOON KI…..
SOCH TA HOON KI …….
GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU…..

YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.

Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon… Yeh Saturday kab aayega….

Aankhein band kar ke rota hu to lagta hai tujhe mein roya nahi.
Sadiyon tak jaaga hu mein; tere intzar mein soya nahi.
Pyar mein paaya kya hai yeh mujhe maalum nahi hai,
Per tere siva zindgi mai meine kisis bhi cheese ko khoya nahi.
DEEPAK SHRIVASTAVA

HAR WAQT TUMHE MERI YAAD SATAYEGI,
DUKH KE WAQT MERI DOSTI HI YAAD AAYEGI,
TAB JANOGE HAMARI DOSTI KI KADDAR,
JAB HAMARI ZINDGI SE SAANSE HI ROOTH JAYEGI.

Pahto jite disates tu.
Bagto jite asates tu.
Pan khanta wate ya jiwa.
Sobat ka nasates tu.
MISS YOU

Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne…
Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne…
Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to
Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne….

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Ham Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad aati Hai Teri Chhoti chhoti Baatein.

Milne ki khushi na bachdne ka gam
Na tanha na udas hai HUM
Kaise kahe kaise hai hum….
Bus yu samaj lo
Bahut akele hai HUM…….

I MISS U ITNA,………….U MISS ME JITNA,
I MISS U TABSE, …………U MISS ME JABSE,
I MISS U TAB TAK, …………U MISS ME JAB TAK,
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.

Have a Nice Day To All My Dear Sweet Friends.!